Teeth Tales: Brian's Mayans

A young guy called Brian was obsessed with 
the Mayan and the way they chiseled their 
teeth, into shapes so grizzled that the ladies
sizzled and fell into apoplexy in the belief 
that whittled teeth were so sexy that it was
impossible for them to avoid feeling skittled 

They were Tzotzil Mayans, and great survivors
who in Scrabble circles would be twenty-fivers
and they not only carved, but drilled them too,
filling the holes with blue diamonds and jade
which made them parade the town feeling not
just dashing but rich, coy and rather smashing

So Brian, now desperate to find a mate, raided 
the exchequer and bought a Black & Decker to 
shape his teeth into shining examples of Mayan 
belief, honed and polished with vigorous zing 
into lady killers adorned with bling so beguiling 
that they now wowed the world of ceramic tiling

Such was the tumult on social media that they 
wrote him a page on Wikipedia and he became a 
cult on the world wide web, enabling each of his 
Mayans to become celebs and known as Brians, 
now sponsored heavily by Black&Decker he had 
the pick of the regulars down at the Mecca
  
But week-end encounters at noisy dances often
lead to grief, as the evening wears on, the joy 
is brief, as it soon it becomes clear that behind
the leer and the shiny Mayans is Brian, desperate  
delusional and socially cold, proving the proverb 
that fillings that glitter do not ensure gold

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