Autobiography
I Fought the Law
Apart from having a wee behind a bin down a back alley in Middlesbrough when I was eight years old and a tiny bit of embezzlement around six years...
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A Hot Little Model from France
The kitchen took on the appearance of an overfilled Greetings from Murmansk snow globe as the door flew open and in gushed a torrent of winter’s...
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Top Tips for Turbulent Times by Timothy Tomkinson
Domestic Tips If it wasn't for friends, neighbours and relatives many old people would starve, simply because it would be impossible for them to...
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Near Upper Kinsham
(28/12/21) Out into the soggy countryside such a thrill after so long confinement when somewhat ill. Feeling the freshness of air and breeze, hearing...
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Hollow
I see death all around me It’s raven wings extend so beautifully. Turning towards sacred grounds, Searching ‘til there’s no one ‘round. Looking...
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Charity Shop Girls
None of us born in this seaside town Laura and Moyra who work here Claire the manager who works when she's well Ann and I who rummage. We talk -...
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Nobody's Boy
I knew you the first day we laid eyes on you- a foster son to join us excited boy out of control boy belligerent boy super smart boy- lonely boy...
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Keeping Teeth and Kidneys for Beginners
According to my team of researchers, Bulgaria has the cheapest beer in the world. At least one bottle of rakia, that well known cure-all,...
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Procastinations
Yesterday was the first day of the year. On the previous night, following my mother’s tradition every eve of a new year, I woke up near midnight to...
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Haemorrhoid Android
As long as I have known my dear Priyatelka, she has radiated great warmth and kindness. She is a charming woman who loves life, adores children,...
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