Humour

Lest we forget...what was it?

I suppose even undertakers celebrated V.E. Day, so I thought we might check in on Josiah and Archibald.
Cherry

This Precarious Life

For a time, I travelled a lot. I was like a traveling salesman, a salesman with nothing to sell. I travelled for pleasure, for experience. It’s not...

Hell's New Torment

When I died, I arrived in Hell and there was a lesson that I quickly learned. Satan is using a new kind of torture, people are no longer being burned...

It's The Principle.

I had bought many can openers, and last year was the last straw! So, I decided to buy a proper one, and I spent a staggering £8 on one from Tesco. It...

A Literary Squirrel

A judicious rodent.
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Where you bin, where you wheeliebin?

Horace was reminded of an old gag, all of his gags were old, where you bin, where you wheeliebin? He was wheeling about his garden. It was reasonably...

Watching Alansvale

It can’t be easy, being easy. Loose sexual and illegal matters often lead to situations best left alone, at least the majority let them be. Alansvale...
Cherry

Dwayne Dishes on Craven Danger's Dander

When Betty Feltcher walked through the door of the Coffee Pot on the Corner, nine squeaky stools turned counter-clockwise. “Good morning, Miss...
Cherry

Tube (Part 2 of 2)

The next station raced into existence. Holborn. The old goat sleeping next to Graham snorted and woke herself up with a start. Graham looked at her...
Cherry

Tube (Part 1 of 2)

London had Graham on high alert. Everything usually mundane was laced with intimidation: cycle lanes, franchised chicken shops, footpaths under...