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Turnips and a scapegoat - Chapter 7
Sebastian had never been one for obsession. He was the kind of man who floated through life, letting the current take him wherever it pleased. But...
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Turnips and a scapegoat - Chapter 6
The days in Piornal had started to feel more settled for Sebastian and Oliver, yet the village still held its secrets. The winding streets, the...
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Turnips and a scapegoat - Chapter 5
By the time autumn had fully bathed Piornal in golds and reds, Sebastian and Oliver had carved out a niche for themselves in the village. The locals...
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Withnail & I 2: Beer and Loving in Penrith (1)
I recently completed a script for a sequel to the 1987 cult comedy 'Withnail & I'. It is set 30 years after the original film - on the cusp of...
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Turnips and a scapegoat - Chapter 3
The moment they stepped off the plane, England’s undeniably rich greenery did its best to win back their hearts, but their newfound passion was too...
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Turnips and a scapegoat - Chapter 1
Sebastian and Oliver found themselves where they always were at this time on a Friday evening, at the swankiest supermarket Dorking had to offer...
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Alfred N.Muggins Becomes An Honourary Frenchman After Watching The Opening Ceremony Of The Olympics! : Part 2
1/8/24 It all took him back to the times when he had been in Paris, and France generally. He listened now to Debussey and Ravel, with his nose...
I Am A CAR! Part Two.

After I took the huge step of coming out, I decided it was best to let my family, friends and work colleagues know, for it would be best coming from...
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I Am A CAR!

I am glad I am living in this day and age, where there are SO many genders. The exact amount, as it goes up monthly, I think it now stands at about...
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No Country for Cold Men

Made in the shade of our covered terrace late in the afternoon on one of those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer.
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