Humour

Cherry

Black Grape Cat Disorder

Osem our cat is black and white He’ll eat whatever comes in sight He eats all day and he eats all night No bounds exist to his appetite He eats...
Cherry

Under Pressure (Bring Out Your Dead series - Part 27)

In which Lawrence and Amber find themselves in a tight spot and Frankie is left feeling a little flat!
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Our Man in Golubac

As sweat ran down my temples the man at the other end of the telephone line told me that he spoke Bulgarian, which came as a massive relief to me...
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Professor Circumcision (a cerebral comedy)

Oh academia is so peculiar! For some it’s the perfect fix For others its a box of tricks Those who claim to grasp it Like to remind those who don’t...
Cherry

‘As useful as a chocolate teapot!'

I’m a chocolate teapot looking swell; but for tea I’m useless – heat will tell! Collapsing in hot water – I will keep cool and idle, or I’m soon a...
Cherry

Hitchin' A Ride (Bring Out Your Dead series - Part 26)

In which the Detectives feel disconnected and Chantelle shocks Josiah with her revelations.
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Cherry

Back in the M.A.F.F. - Part Two of Two

My dear colleague, Colin the Contortionist, really was called Colin but he was employed by the M.A.F.F. more as a Scientific Officer than as a...
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Cherry

Back in the M.A.F.F. - Part One of Two

It was the first time I’d ever been asked the question ‘Are you allergic to silage?’ at a job interview. I couldn’t give a definitive answer because...

Almost Two

Our little man is nearly two. Almost beyond bill and coo. Always finds something to do. Likes a cow and says "moo". Has a new house with a distant...