Certificate 15
Ages 15 and up
Folklore #1
"If there's owt worse than them young'uns, it's them old'uns. And as fut middle'uns.... (Old Sam spits a glob of bubbling green phlegm into the...
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Golden Memories: The Psychopath
When I first met Paul he was a quiet, shy and polite kid, well turned out by his rather elderly parents. But still waters run deep and things changed...
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- 299 reads
Golden memories: The Wizard
Back in the 1970's I used to go to a packed post-hippy pub every Saturday night. One fellow often swaggered through the melee looking like a loose-...
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piss test (short story)
Mum brings me to a medical lab to do her piss test (she calls it that and she laughs when I say it. It’s a swear word though) after the social worker...
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The Friendly Stranger
Who's thoose!? Do yoose booze? (Shaking large scarred and tattooed fist) Well you're paying! Fair dooze.
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The unfunny bloke that was always on TV
It was a fart that started it. If it hadn't been for the fart he would never have made it on TV. Nobody ever found him funny, he wasn't funny, but...
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Recovering the Economy
We're not yobs, We've got jobs, And we sit around all day, Eating cob, cob, cobs. We've got big knobs, And even bigger gobs, And we sit around all...
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- 261 reads
The Magic of Honours
My name is Derek Dark. I used to be the king of sarc. But now they've made me Sir Derek Dark, I'm nothing better than a policeman's nark. I used to...
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- 243 reads
3. Nancy the elephant. A mime artiste. The Wall.
Read Part 2. A stick of rock. Some nudity. A man dressed like a magician. The town of O____ lies on the East side of the fast flowing D____ river,...
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The Good Doctor's Bedside Manner
My dear fellow, There's no need to bellow. Far better to remain mellow. You're very ill, with skin bright yellow. But you'll soon meet your maker...
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- 246 reads