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Not Yours - Prologue
The darkness crept around her. Harriet looked up from her book and calmly considered her surroundings. The car had just begun shaking harder on the...
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Of An Outhouse In Autumn (2)

PART TWO
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1. A cup of tea. A bogey. The President.

It is twelve o’clock in the afternoon and all is silent in Kuper’s Tube , “ just 18 steps from the High Street!, the place where all you postcard...
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The Gangster's Eulogy
This guy was super fab. Not for him three rolls of flab. Not for him a life of drab. A pity now, his brain's in the lab, And he lies before me on...
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The Young Bounder
I say you chaps, Do you eat baps? I can't, I'm afraid, They give me the craps. I often puke on people's laps. But it's a jolly wheeze when Pater naps!
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Of An Outhouse in Autumn (1)

PART ONE
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Something Rotten
“Why do we have to study Shakespeare, anyway?” I recall Joshua sneering, his shirt hanging out and pinging a ruler off the chipped end of the formica...
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Comings and Goings
Not a spring chicken but a seasoned hen. (200-word flash fiction)
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Independence
My name is Simon McTafferty, And I'll be having no depravity. I could na find your lavatory. So I pissed on yon fine Apple tree. (Extending hand)...
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The Three Gardens. Part Three.

I live in a terraced house; we share the entry and have our own gate into our own back garden. Both gates are always shut, the entry gate is always...
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