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I hate the way every verb is now irregular in English "Text,text,text" as if it were put,put,put, or let,let,let. Ingenious we are, to omit the final t and have tex',tex',tex', as if it were some Anglo-Saxon contribution to the language when Alfred the Great invented the mobile phone. Image source is Pixabay and is free for non-commercial use

If I were a bird that flies, I’d fly up high into the sky. If I were a fish that swims I’d glide through the sea and feel so free. If I were … But, you know what? …

I heard that you had retired from the fire, Salamander. Where have you gone and what have you been? What do you do when you can’t go out - by which I...

You took my shining star! Why? You had all the others in the sky! Try as I may, I cannot understand. Buy it back, nay, You have the upper hand! Let’s...