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Froppington Gore
An old West Country rhyme
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G) EFL Student Love Song
EFL* Student's Love Song Oh, sweety mouse child. You that bigger than rodent, With legs long sticky And bumpy chest. Oh, fluffy bunny fluff. Blood...
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- 921 reads
Your Hometown
Take a long look around you...
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My Love
My love it doth an earthquake make it rumbles and shudders it scares the little baby mice their fadders and their mudders My love is like a tidal...
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- 861 reads
Smack Me
smack me with a butter bean smack me with a cabbage punch me squarely on the nose and call me Mister Babbage
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- 858 reads
Fireside Song
I see it in the morning, I see it late at night I see it when I stoke the fire that dirty anthracite
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Non-stick Pan
why oh why did I rely upon that non-stick pan now the room's wallpapered with egg and marzipan
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- 809 reads
Broom Handle
there is a large broom handle poking through my chest it's really rather ugly I wish I'd worn a vest
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Iggle winky
iggle winky slinky shoe angly nanky shroom mamble stranky danky drew flickly fucky foom
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- 832 reads
Love Song
You live inside my little heart And make my face feel happy You warm the skin of my left breast I am a happy chappy You live inside my little eye I...
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- 795 reads
D) Bating the clergy
Tucky soo soo micky banjo Flando flindo flunk Slacky macky sacky doo And suck my rickety monk
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- 960 reads
Chipping Marsh
When I was last in Chipping Marsh I ambled by the beaming brook And dipped my toes into the lake That licky lake and nooky nook
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- 1052 reads
Booger Wooger Booglie Woo
I slap the ground with great delight I slap the ground with sugar I run along the barrel path And shout out booger wooger I chew the ears off ancient...
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- 1448 reads
Ye Old Hotdog
Ye Old Hotdog Wiggle stink stanky stew Smelly little man Get your winky spanking new Get it while you can
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- 690 reads
Flame
happiness where you dont expect to find it
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Eating Russia
Cranberry flavoured margarine Washed away my tears And mustard in a little black pot Swallowed up my fears I ate a pound of Stalingrad With half a...
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Q) Putting up a tent in a strong breeze
Putting up a tent in a strong breeze rustle rustle clankety clank screwy screwy snap prongy pointy clangy clank foldy unfurl flap thready tighty...
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- 847 reads
V) The Typewriter Blues
The Typewriter Blues My finger's stuck in a typewriter it's stuck inside real tight I can't get it out of there I try with all my might maybe if I...
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- 740 reads
Attempted Lunchicide
Shattered panes of colour glass are sprinkled on my lunch my sandwiches are cheddar cheese they're not supposed to crunch someone's trying to kill me...
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- 1050 reads