Cherrypicked stories
As the Sparks Fly Upwards
'One, two, three, down!' And down went the baton of the police officer onto the sleeping figure of Edward Irving, startling him awake and, although yet unbeknownst to him, setting in process the destruction of his identity. Another officer, younger although of senior rank, stood in the doorway, smiling wryly at his partner's antics. Edward Irving struggled to catch his breath between blows, barely taking in the fact that two State officers had just broken into his apartment, entered his newspaper-strewn bedroom. Much less so did it occur to him that after delivering to him the standard preliminary beating, the officers would then proceed to take him to a station, place him in a brightly-lit cell, administer further beatings, put him through a perfunctory interrogation (in which further beatings might or might not be involved), before returning him to his luminous cell: repeat from step one. Edward Irving could only guess that this would happen, or something to that extent, because he did not have the ability to see beyond the curtain hiding the forward direction of a linear narrative.
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Last Night A Cheesestring Saved My Life
"No Jobs, shit houses and no future but what a great sense of humour you Scousers have got, She used to say. Fucking Cow
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The Maze and Byron Killswater
For, so he told us later over lager and nuts, despair was soon snapping thankfully at those bruised new bandaged heels of his.
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Errata: Tenth Episode - Trouble at the Top
The delivery troll scratched one of his nasal boils. 'Is it a present?' 'A present? A present? What is this game we're playing now? Did I ask you to start guessing?' 'A new mug?' 'No it is not a new mug.' 'A snowglobe?' 'Attempt anything approximating language in the next five minutes and I shall rip out your spine.'
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Time to Tender an Apology to Joyce Kilmer
The author recalls a college instructor's savaging of Joyce Kilmer in the light of his own experiences.
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1001 Nights Now
Atop my blue-biroed Christmas list, one wish in green ink, drizzled from my favourite, least-used space pen. Please bend the frames of days. Give me enough time to handwalk a marathon, string together
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10 Signs
The first sign is when she takes her mobile to bed with her The second is when she denies that she does The third sign is when you find her pubes in the plug hole When she knows you prefer her natural
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Starbuck
A 200 word break from nanowrimo.
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Old Adam - a Backwoods Tale
200 words
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Tattoo 2
We followed skeens of red thread to the festival, met a Chinese puppet dragon, side swinking like a bad spark, at the gate. I let you lick a line of rum off my wrist while we listened to him complain about the inconvenience
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Day 16
Pila It's raining again. It hasn't stopped since I got back from Farlan Street that day. As if I don't stay indoors enough, it seems the weather wants me out of trouble altogether. My shower this morning was the first in two weeks, and all the better as a result. Flushing the grease out of my hair and replacing it with jojoba and NutriVite molecules (so the bottle informed me) was another pleasure to add to the list. The list that is weakening significantly in effectiveness with each day that passes.
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Day 15
Miffy "What do you mean, cut off? "I did warn you Mif. "But I should have been paid. The money would have been in my account! The direct transfer should have gone through as normal, fuckdammit.
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Return to Sender - editing
prosepoem
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Adam - 14th Birthday
bouquets
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Love-in-a-mist
When you are gone I walk the hills in the changing robes of fog without letup, pick the last love-in-a-mist, tell my sadness to the careless eyes of dusk. When night falls, I hasp my windows fast against
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Derek Hargreaves Enquires
He's got a flat cap and glasses and he knows where you live he says you've vandalized a phonebox even though you're thirty-six He knows where your Mum works and all your unclean desires he puffs on his pipe, nods knowingly
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