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Gopher
A gopher was watching the telly And scratching the fur on his belly His wife threw him soap Said "Use this you dope As you're dirty and ugly and...
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- 964 reads
Flamingo
Flamingos from Leamington Spa Once went for a ride in a car Said one to another "I say my dear brother 'Tis the best lark we've had yet by far!"
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- 936 reads
Eel
There once was an eel in a river Whose cold made him sneeze, sniff and shiver So he had a hot toddy That warmed up his body From eyeballs right down...
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- 1019 reads
Doggy
There once was a doggy called Rover Who liked to eat chicken with clover His friends thought him odd For they only ate cod So they left him and moved...
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- 970 reads
Corgi
A corgi from out near Dundee Chased a young cat up a tree The cat from up high Said "Safe now am I!" And danced a small can-can in glee.
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- 1016 reads
Blowfish
There once was a blowfish called Clyde Who took a young squid for a ride They drove through the coral And though it's immoral Left litter and rubbish...
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- 1044 reads
Aardvark
There was a young aardvark with blisters Whose nose got caught up with his sister's They tried to untangle But just got more mangled 'Til dad came...
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- 1056 reads
The Iron Bridge
An interactive romance sponsored by 'Ta Chunks'
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- 710 reads
The Iron Bridge
An interactive romance sponsored by 'Ta Chunks'
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- 755 reads
The Iron Bridge
An interactive romance sponsored by 'Ta Chunks'
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- 717 reads
The Iron Bridge
An interactive romance sponsored by 'Ta Chunks'
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- 558 reads
B is for... Arse and Literature
This is a piece of art A literary gemstone sparkling In it's own beauty. I am an artist Weaving words into tapestries Of wonder. My metaphors are...
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- 987 reads
B: Rhombus Waits
Not new - just re-sorting
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- 801 reads
Drowning in the Tune
Drowning in the Tune The bright-coloured Dancer twists and gyrates, Polishing the sheen of the marble-cloud floor , A spiral of glee in a spring/...
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- 792 reads
Silent House
Existing in a silent marriage
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- 1254 reads
TV AND ME
I've fought Sea Devils and Daleks with Dr. Who And solved some strange mysteries for Scooby Doo I've detected gruesome murders for Inspector Morse...
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- 741 reads
Santa's Magic Toy Sack
A Magical Christmas Tale
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- 1804 reads
Happy Christmas (not)
For all the victims
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- 866 reads
Coffee &; Spitfires
Unfinished - Modern man in World War 2
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- 832 reads