I'd Rather Watch Paint Dry

By randy-johnson

Tue, 11 Sep 2018
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There is something that I hate, and it's something I won't deny.
I hate the new Doctor Who TV show, I'd rather watch paint dry.
I even complained to the BBC, and told them that I hate their show.
If you're wondering if I'll ever watch it again, the answer is hell no.
I've written several poems about Doctor Who, and you may wonder why.
It's because I hate it with all of my heart and soul, I'd rather watch paint dry.
I hate it because the BBC uses it to cram political correctness down people's throats.
I'd rather watch a show about a man who is married to a goat.
I loved the classic Doctor Who TV show, but I hate the new, and that's not a lie.
I wish they would cancel the new Doctor Who because I'd rather watch paint dry.

Certificate PG
Poem
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Opinion

Comments

Submitted by skinner_jennifer on

For me the best Dr was William Hartnell, the very first one back when it was black and white tv and the daleks were only just discovered. He looked and acted like a time traveller. But that's just my opinion and I was just a child, so I suppose he left an impression on me.

 

Jenny.

 

Submitted by airyfairy on

Sorry Randy, I love it.  I'm really excited for the new Doctor!

Although the show about a man married to a goat has possibilities...

Submitted by Kurt Rellians on

I have not actually seen the recent Dr Who, but am I right that the new Doctor is female? If so I do feel they are taking the original idea just a bit too far!