Another Short Ramble

By hudsonmoon
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I’m going out the same way I came in: ignorant. It wasn’t my decision. Just the way things turned out.
At 16 I was a genius. At 21 simply brilliant. At 30 I know it all. At 40 I could still recite the alphabet—if I didn’t think too hard. By 50 I was barely able to put one question to any answer on Jeopardy. (I reasoned they were onto some new kind of knowledge that hadn’t been been available to me when I had a valid memory.) At 60 I could barely remember the names of the people who showed up at my surprise birthday party. I believe my wife and son were there—probably. At 70 I started feeling my own pulse to see if it was worth getting out of bed. I’m pretty sure I had a pulse, but stayed in bed anyway. I’m not a doctor, you know.
Now at 72 I’m reborn. That is to say—ignorant. I haven’t a clue. Isn’t it great! I have a wide-eyed wonder for the world! I'm three fingers old again! Wow! Are those exclamation points! Gee whiz! It adds such excitement to what I’m saying! I bet I can use one for everything! The world’s coming to an end! Isn’t it a beautiful day! I hate you! I love you! See! It’s thall purpose point! Ow! That hurt! (My wife is standing behind me as I write and just flicked the back of my skull with her index finger. She's telling me to keep it honest. That I was never a big fan of the exclamation point. Well! I am now! Ow!
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That's a picture of my sister Theresa and me in Yorkville, our New York City neighborhood. I was three years old.
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What an absolutely cute
What an absolutely cute picture!
Hooray for you. The world is so completely bonkers now, I feel the only path for us vintage wines is to discover it all anew and not pretend for one minute we understand any of it.
I love the idea of Darcey standing alert and watchful to keep you in order. She's probably got her work cut out, but I have no doubt she's up to the task!
You're right! The long scorned exclamation mark is a key to freedom! Let's all shriek together!!! We have nothing to lose but what very little remains of our dignity!!!
Being British, I now need a cup of tea to recover.
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I hope you're going to share
I hope you're going to share those cherries with Darcey. Maybe she won't flick the back your head again if you do - worth a try anyway!
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Now that I'm almost as ripe
Now that I'm almost as ripe as you are I realise that most of the things I learned over time are of no use whatsoever and need to be hoovered out of my brain to make room for things that merit an exclamation mark.
Rask
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cute kids. But obviously not
cute kids. But obviously not in that picture. Now you've hit that age-old question of what was the question?
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That photo is the BEST
That photo is the BEST
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY :0)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I get the impression Darcey
I get the impression Darcey keeps you in check, Rich. Flicking you in the back of the head may be taking liberties but it's also a sign of affection. Well...at least I think it is...
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