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Muggins and His Wife Mrs Muggins Venture into Town During the Third Pandemic Lockdown of January 2021 (to drop her son off at the Blood Donation centre (and walk the dog!) : Part 3 : The Venture Is Spoiled By An Unforeseen Emergency
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Setting : cold January 2021 (section written 26/7/21) Anyway no sooner had they walked into the pedestrianised street and taken pleasure in being...
The Cheap Lager Book of Records
Don't get bored! Why not set a new record? I can pee ten feet. It'll never be beat. I'm that sort of guy. (Just don't ask why).
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The Farm Girl
See the farm girl gather her eggs, Her lusty lungs and sturdy legs. She watches what the animals do, And loves to do the same with you.
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The Dead Hamster
My stepdaughter's hamster was killed by a mouse trap. My wife was so angry at me that she gave me a slap. My stepdaughter's hamster accidentally got...
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Thus Spoke Chorkie Walker - Prologue (first part)
Chorkie Walker is a miniature teddy bear, abandoned and forgotten amongst the books and decorations of a former bookshop. Exposed to the morning sun every day Chorkie reads through the entire storeroom and, by a miracle of science, becomes animated. Not unlike Nietsche's Zarathustra, Chorkie goes out into the world to tell the people that humankind gets more stupid by the day and its only hope for survival is to evolve, not into 'supermen', but into 'balanced beings'.
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Muffin in the Mornin' with Vocals
Here's the link to the recording: https://soundcloud.com/hudsonmoon/muffin-in-the-mornin?si=b484152671d74a... Muffin in the morning some taters in...
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Muggins and His Wife Mrs Muggins Venture into Town During the Third Pandemic Lockdown of January 2021 (to drop her son off at the Blood Donation centre (and walk the dog!) Part 2 : Lockdown In The City
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Setting January 2021 (section written 24/7/21) The first thing to do was to try to catch up his wife and her son, who were walking quickly enough...
Muggins and His Wife Mrs Muggins Venture into Town During the Third Pandemic Lockdown of January 2021 (to drop her son off at the Blood Donation centre (and walk the dog!) Part 1 : Return To Town
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It was the first time either of them had been into their Town for many months, partly because of the virus lockdowns, and partly because there was a...
The Life of an Ancient Mariner
Indifferent mum. Makes him rather glum. Then a tot of rum, With fabled bum? A full tum, Merry hum. Skin turning plum. His parrot's dumb. But it's a...
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Pink Hair
Wherever my neighbor goes, people stare. They can't look away because of his neck and pink hair. When he goes out in public, people constantly point...
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