Humour
A Place for Everything
‘Good morning, Sir, may I be of some assistance?’ The voice was clear, and yet weighty, as if it had been doing little else but accreting gravitas...
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Craven Gets Flashed 30
At the coffee shop counter Detective Raven Stranger poked his egg yolks with a fork and screamed. “Aaarrggh!” “You sure are mad at those eggs,” said...
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Punters
This is the fourth entry in the satirical series at https://www.abctales.com/collection/pandemic-tales-bojo-and-co It had been a long, old Pandemic...
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New Inventions! (Maybe The Past Was Better?) by Mr A.N.Muggins
New Inventions, New Inventions! Coming out of my hair, Up my nose, And aching in my brain. I long for the good old days, When everything was simple,...
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Culture
Just an isolated experience to recount. But was it? I was in a large charity shop looking at stuff when I found myself ambling slowly past an orange...
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Two Old Men and A Baby Belling Cooker
Oh, come on in my mate Marnie. Would you like a nice jam sarnie? Then we can get down to some full blown blarney. Like that time we met Reg Varney...
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For a while …
Her “will” was a “won’t” and her “won’t” was “I want”, but there’s safety in “don’t” and “No”, “Not now”, “Not anyhow” from loving parents with more...
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The Return of Sport
Oh no! I do declare! That accusation is most unfair! It's perfectly true that my bottom was bare, And Mrs. Smyth-Higgins gave me a chilling glare,...
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Curiouser and Curiouser!
Puzzling perplexions baffling riddles, The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today –Lewis Carroll Lateral puzzles You enter a...
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A Bad Sport
A Bad Sport Yi should see the motors in the car park – thirs a Bentley, a Porsche and an Aston Martin. Am sittin’ on the wee knee-high wall opposite...
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