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The Canary
When my uncle bought me a gift, it was something I had to bury. When I opened his Christmas present, I received a dead canary. He put in a cage and...
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Drumming Up The Christmas Trade!
In which Archibald drums up trade whilst Josiah wrestles with a quandary!
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Jordan Gravette Part 3 of 6
For this part, I thought I was ripping off a scene from Seven (Google it, unless you're as old as me then you won't have to). So why does my wife think I stole it from a Christmas episode of the Vicar of Dibley? I'm not posting tomorrow. If Mrs L finds me anywhere near a computer screen on Christmas Day it won't just be the turkey being stuffed. She's right of course. It's the one sacrosanct day of the year we have left to bask in the warmth of our families and loved ones. It would be a shame to waste it. Normal service will resume on Boxing Day (tha's Part 4...the one with the sex scene). Merry Christmas L42
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Jordan Gravette Part 2 of 6
Have you ever been watching an episode of your favourite TV series with someone who has never seen it before, so they spend the entire episode asking dumb questions like 'who's that' and 'why are they doing that' to the point where you just want to stab them. Well, don't be that person. Read Part 1 before you read this. Don't make me go to the kitchen and get a knife.
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Jordan Gravette Part 1 of 6
Ahem...this is a Christmas story that comes in six parts. I've shamelessly stolen the plot from Charles Dickens and the format from Channel 5's Taskmaster... and maybe a bit of 'It's a Wonderful Life'. It's also seasoned with ground up bits from the Greek classics. To be honest I've tried to exert as little effort as possible when it comes to cranial activity. I sort of just pinched some stories and typed them out. There's a sex scene in part 4 or 5 that competes well with anything Alan Titchmarch has written and in places things get quite dark. Apart from that, merry Xmas. xx (Pictures mine...taken in Calgary, Canada)
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Message V [Tidings of Little Comfort, But Some Joy]
Remember these three? image created by me at The Pulp-O-Mizer.
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Mudbath! (The Ultimate Day Trip Of All Possible Day Trips!) by Alfred N. Muggins (from his recent holiday in Marmaris, Turkey!) Part 3
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(The events and feelings described here actually occurred in May 2022) 16/7/22 Winding through the streets of Marmaris in the minibus, a couple of...
It's A Cracker! Isn't It?
Peregrine delivers Christmas cheer, virtually, whilst Prudence makes things go with a bang!
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Mince pies
I hate mince pies! They whole idea of them makes me feel uncomfortable. They’re call ‘mince’ pies, even though there’s no actual ‘mince’ in them. My...
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U
Wrote a very serious poem about racism. Tore it up. Wrote another serious poem about racism. Tore it up. Wrote another and another. Tore them all up and made a bonfire of my piety in my wastebasket. ( Note to self: Never forget that there's a smoke alarm in my man cave). Once I'd cleared the smoke and explained to the rest of the household there was no real fire, I wrote some doggerel and threw in a few spanners for good measure. There, I thought, I feel so much better.
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