Humour

More Teashop Life.

I thought at five foot nine inches I would be classed as a midget these days, but apparently I underestimated my Herculean stature. On approaching...
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The Wayward Noodle 4

“I didn’t say that quickly! Are you okay?” “I don’t mind telling you, I’m feeling pretty al dente right now.” Noodle lay, gathering what was left of...
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The Wayward Noodle 3

Soon, Noodle was back at ‘Mon Plume’. It was completely closed. He came to a two-point landing on a ceiling fan over the restaurant floor, which he...

Witnessing an Embarrassing Event

Oh no! Short sighted sir. You shouldn't procreate with her. Can you not feel the abundant fur? You're copulating with next door's cur! You're the...
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The Wayward Noodle 2

In Cincinnati, a woman sat at an old switchboard. She had fifty years in with Ma Bell as a payphone operator. It was one of the more stressful jobs...
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Story of the week

The Wayward Noodle 1

Noodle lived inside a box with a thousand other macaronis, in the name-brand pasta section of a Gem Supermarket. But, he was no non-count noodle. He...

Yet More Bonkers Moments

An absolute peach this morning. One journalist had been sent to cover the heat wave in Scarborough and the only question she was asked by the studio...
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Something Stupid

I've been going through some older stuff and came across one I never used. Thought I'd put it out there. *** Something Stupid Betty flipped the...
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