Certificate 15
Ages 15 and up
Growing Down
Billy was woken up by his mum. He quickly washed and got dressed. His Harvard sweatshirt (it was somewhere in Belgium apparently), long shorts,...
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- 562 reads
The Prisoner
There's nothing like an anus to make us smile. Nothing so human as a pile. We like to pretend it's all so vile, Throw ribald insults with spit and...
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- 301 reads
The New Religion
Betty donned her best hat, straightened her skirt and set off to church. Reassured by the rustle and feel of her best silk knickers, she strode...
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An Unreconstructed Man Repents
I'm going up tut top twenty. I've thinking to do, aplenty. I'm bloody sick of t'virus. So I'm going to think on Iris. She looks reet grand in wellies...
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- 354 reads
Language
It is often said that a nation's character is indicated by its language. The mechanical structure of the German language, for example, suggests a...
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- 573 reads
iCrush/Crash
iCrush/Crash i lost my virginity on the back seat of jason rider’s mini cooper he was a right tosser so these days i fantasise it had been with...
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- 584 reads
The Want - The Instructor
December 1942 - Central Division Shooting Gallery. Officer Jake Lacey learns a lesson in humility from a weapon's master: in order to overcome one's fears, one must first learn to trust himself.
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A Secret
Now then lad. Don't get mad. No need to be sad. I'm still your dad. It's just a bikini I'm wearing. Nowt but a fad.
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All Good (short story) part 2 of 2
"That’s good,” he repeats, “because then I can keep you safe from all of it.” I don’t know what he means, but I put my bag down. It knocks over a...
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