Certificate 15

Ages 15 and up

Golden Memories: The Mysterious Implements

I had a rather fiery love-hate relationship with my mother, so when I returned home from the town where I worked, I was often shown the door. When...
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Cherry

what we did on our holiday, November 87

'what we did on our holiday, November 87' God helps three kinds of people: fools, children, and drunkards – we were two of the three. we were on a...

Growing Down

Billy was woken up by his mum. He quickly washed and got dressed. His Harvard sweatshirt (it was somewhere in Belgium apparently), long shorts,...

The Prisoner

There's nothing like an anus to make us smile. Nothing so human as a pile. We like to pretend it's all so vile, Throw ribald insults with spit and...

The New Religion

Betty donned her best hat, straightened her skirt and set off to church. Reassured by the rustle and feel of her best silk knickers, she strode...

An Unreconstructed Man Repents

I'm going up tut top twenty. I've thinking to do, aplenty. I'm bloody sick of t'virus. So I'm going to think on Iris. She looks reet grand in wellies...

Language

It is often said that a nation's character is indicated by its language. The mechanical structure of the German language, for example, suggests a...

iCrush/Crash

iCrush/Crash i lost my virginity on the back seat of jason rider’s mini cooper he was a right tosser so these days i fantasise it had been with...
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The Want - The Instructor

December 1942 - Central Division Shooting Gallery. Officer Jake Lacey learns a lesson in humility from a weapon's master: in order to overcome one's fears, one must first learn to trust himself.