Certificate PG

Parental guidance suggested for children

The Pickle Poem

I can't overlook what you did because it was an incredibly stupid thing to do. You wanted a batch of pickles and you hired Aunt Bee to make them for...
Cherry

Where was the tenderness lost

In our stripey t-shirts we say that although things are different now let’s always be here for each other and we both get in our waiting taxis that...
1 likes
Cherry

Post-jogging

With hills like this you’d be silly not to make yourself some playlists, put some headphones on and go running, or at least on fast walks that make...

Amour

It is the Autumn of my salad days and longing for a mate other stags have now selected their hardy one and only. At times we scrabbled and strolled...

A Son and Wife's Betrayal

All my lousy son cared about was getting laid. I had to pick up the pieces after I was betrayed. I should've known something was wrong because of how...
Cherry

Raptor

I have the talent to undo you. Should I rest upon your servant wrist, you could not resist my power there, unable to undo or endure the barbed wire...

The Apprentice

Noo then lad, job's a goodun. You'll do well, even though yer brain is wooden. My time is past, and me guts is black pudden. So I'm off home now, to...

Bad Objects

I'm sure you'll figure it out. Image created by me at cooltext.com
Cherry

The rats

Rats, an infestation, chewing wires I'd left exposed
Cherry

80

I'm happy to go at eighty. Two of my friends, both called Matthew died in their thirties and maybe if they hadn't shared a name it wouldn't have hit...
1 likes