Certificate PG
Parental guidance suggested for children
Princess Peach Turned Out To Be A Snob
I had to travel through eight worlds to save Princess Peach. But she's about as warm and caring as a blood sucking leech. After killing seven fake...
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- 286 reads
Too close.
too close to being the girl who only had one dream. too close to being the girl with the gun. too close to being the girl with the pills. too close...
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- 359 reads
Abduction
Saw her in the first of light. Glint in her eye and twist of one shoulder called with a smile come on be brave--. we danced that night. And the...
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- 760 reads
Trump's Stolen Credit Card
I stole one of Donald Trump's credit cards five years ago. I spent ten million dollars and prison was where I had to go. I bought a lot of expensive...
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- 355 reads
The Picture Ranch 49
Back there? Again..? Yes. Image from Author's own copy of a US Manual of Arms in PDF form. No known copyright issues.
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- 1060 reads
RIP
I sit at the window and start to cry I watch the crowd below go by On their faces they’re personalities glimmer And my skin begins to shiver I grab a...
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- 650 reads
Opening Day! DOWNTOWN ABBEY 1953
Rose was so full of joy she could almost burst open with happiness. She put on a jazz record and danced with the dog to relax. Saturday was the grand...
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- 588 reads
A Ghost Is Born
I am a gasp of wind which wants to beg admittance, having no ambition but to be inside, where she waits, her who can see what is not there and stares...
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- 5610 reads
Nintendo Fired Mario
His name is Mario Mario and he was Nintendo's mascot. He used to be Nintendo's biggest star but now he's not. Nintendo fired Mario when they learned...
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- 2378 reads
Green Man
What you thought a living halo of ivy amid the woodwork, was sandstone carved at a dizzy cathedral height, laureate head disgorging greenery, still...
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- 710 reads