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Kangaroo
There once was a young kangaroo Who got pebbles inside of his shoe He pulled a wry face As he pulled on the lace But the shoe just refused to undo!
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- 1030 reads
Football
The season is here again, oh God
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- 824 reads
Jackal
There once was a jackal called Fred Whose mum liked to lie-in in bed Fred said with a cry "Mum let's you and I Go out shopping and eating instead!"
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- 948 reads
Iguana
Iguanas that come from Belfast Are renowned as incredibly fast They once raced a ferry From Antrim to Derry And left those poor sailors aghast!
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- 944 reads
Hyena
There was a hyena from Rhyll Left a shop without paying the bill The shop-girl gave chase But he laughed in her face And then legged it right over...
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- 1050 reads
Gopher
A gopher was watching the telly And scratching the fur on his belly His wife threw him soap Said "Use this you dope As you're dirty and ugly and...
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- 971 reads
Flamingo
Flamingos from Leamington Spa Once went for a ride in a car Said one to another "I say my dear brother 'Tis the best lark we've had yet by far!"
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- 943 reads
Eel
There once was an eel in a river Whose cold made him sneeze, sniff and shiver So he had a hot toddy That warmed up his body From eyeballs right down...
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- 1024 reads
Doggy
There once was a doggy called Rover Who liked to eat chicken with clover His friends thought him odd For they only ate cod So they left him and moved...
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- 979 reads
Corgi
A corgi from out near Dundee Chased a young cat up a tree The cat from up high Said "Safe now am I!" And danced a small can-can in glee.
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- 1028 reads
Blowfish
There once was a blowfish called Clyde Who took a young squid for a ride They drove through the coral And though it's immoral Left litter and rubbish...
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- 1052 reads
Aardvark
There was a young aardvark with blisters Whose nose got caught up with his sister's They tried to untangle But just got more mangled 'Til dad came...
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- 1061 reads
The Iron Bridge
An interactive romance sponsored by 'Ta Chunks'
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- 715 reads
The Iron Bridge
An interactive romance sponsored by 'Ta Chunks'
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- 760 reads
The Iron Bridge
An interactive romance sponsored by 'Ta Chunks'
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- 719 reads
The Iron Bridge
An interactive romance sponsored by 'Ta Chunks'
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- 562 reads
B is for... Arse and Literature
This is a piece of art A literary gemstone sparkling In it's own beauty. I am an artist Weaving words into tapestries Of wonder. My metaphors are...
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- 996 reads
B: Rhombus Waits
Not new - just re-sorting
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- 806 reads
Drowning in the Tune
Drowning in the Tune The bright-coloured Dancer twists and gyrates, Polishing the sheen of the marble-cloud floor , A spiral of glee in a spring/...
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- 799 reads