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Sammy's Mammy will ghee us mince and tatties for our tea
Everybody calls me Gegsy, everybody except for my Mammy that is, she calls me Greggor. My Mammy is a actress, she's been in a lot of toothpaste adverts. Every time my Mammy takes me to school people nudge each other and say ooh there's that woman from the toothpaste advert.
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Oneshot
The memory she perceives as a puzzle of irregular pieces that can be laid out and gathered in, then laid again in immeasurable patterns. Tonight, now, in her fur, she journeys to Nepal where William's blue eyes hypnotised the natives and Oneshot's hot blood united them in a way that was more profound and sacred than the vows they had exchanged at the little Norman church in St Nicholas at Wade. William had seen the leopard first, a fully grown male striding without fear through the clearing. He held his finger to her lips, pointed: He's yours, Charlie. Aim for the heart.
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A gentle novel in twelve paragraphs
Call me Doug. Not Douglas. Call me. Look me up. Combatting xenophobia. They wear speaker cones for hats in China. They eat rice with their hands like a JCB shifts dirt into a skip. They play some snooker too, to feed their families.
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I Once Went To Prison
IT WAS a December. I distinctly remember it being cold, which given the month, was not a surprise. What was a surprise was that I was naked, with blood on my chest. It was not my blood. It was the blood of an ape, whose body I had just effortlessly cast through the window of a jewellery store.
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Delivery
Rathbone held the apparatus up, pointing it at the high ceiling. "Roll your sleeves up, gentlemen."
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Dunford Bridge
A small settlement at the end of the Woodhead tunnel on the former Manchester to Sheffield railway line, electrified in 1954 and closed in 1981.
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Track 3: Born Under Punches (The Beat Goes On) by Talking Heads
200 words.
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Ghazal 13
You off-shore, you wishbone, oh sleepy Gestapo. The tide was against us when you suggested a dip. Oh slipstream, oh yielding, oh off-duty lifeguard. I expected the stairwell to be the first place they'd look.
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Track 2: Map Ref. 41 deg N 93 deg W by Wire
200 words.
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Conversations With Raul
In which the narrator has four conversations with Raul, two short and two long, and one conversation with a girl, the details of which are not given.
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Track 1: Final Day by Young Marble Giants
200 words.
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Pongo #32
Casenotes (Found playing in subject's room on night of disappearance. Song is "Pickstar by The Dentellas) Hey, hello! You seen my name? It's hanging off the gallows and it's running in the rain.
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Pongo #31
Martaro I show her inside in soft focus, the black lines around the furniture trembling before me. Five years of just internet chatting and she pops up now, all coffeecup eyes and treacle hair, the same as ever. I knock a pile of post onto the floor as we pass.
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British Gas
I wondered if she lived alone in a flat above the cinema. I wondered if she was able to use the gas for her own purposes - for cooking or giving birth perhaps. I wondered if she liked Maltesers. I wondered if she liked snogging. I'd be having an online relationship with her next. I had to stop. When you give up smoking you're supposed to say "I've stopped". That's what Alan Carr says. And for some people it's all about him. What had happened to those innocent days when you called a sex maniac a sex maniac? Had everything been poisoned like the seagulls? Addictions and half-hearted biology. Sugar rush - blood sugar - contact addiction - contact lenses. He would have liked that one as well. It felt good not to share suddenly.
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An afternoon in Norwich
So confident. So full of Joy Division. He'd had a number of fixations about his appearance in those days. We laughed about how he would become hysterical if I even touched his hair. He'd sliced the edges of his ears off in Borstal - talk about a short sharp shock - before taking the razor to the length of his arms. His skin was so white. DIY plastic surgery. I don't think we'd heard of compulsive disorders then. He used to be on Mogadon. It was quite unusual then. I hardly know anyone who isn't on some sort of anti-depressant now. I enquired about his manic depression. Bloated, beery and burpy with unkind eyes that he's always complained of. I'd had to constantly reassure him about - suddenly bacame starkly visible. The bulb on the end of his nose. His too curvy lips. His too big feet and strangely immobile hair.
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Day 27
Insa I would say Andaw's hiding something, but the man's a walking goldfish bowl. Every line on his face, every blemish, the suspect swelling of one pectoral muscle slash breast, it's all a kind of confession. That or a zoo he is cursed to carry with him, each of the exhibits screeching his misdoings. He'll only say he can't talk about it for my sake. I for my part tell him most things about myself, stopping just short of where I like to be nibbled.
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Mrs. Draper's Christmas Letter
"I may as well get it over with," she sighed. She was as devoid of inspiration though, as the frost-wrapped tree branches and the snow-covered landscape were of any sign of green life. She bit her lip and sat silently for a few moments, trying to harness her thoughts to the happiness that she used to associate with the holidays. The Draper Christmas letter, poem or whatever you wanted to call it had been a family tradition for close to twenty years now. Finally, she began to write.
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