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Owl
There once was an owl in a hovel Who thought that he might write an novel A passing young whelp Said "Oh please can I help?" And the owl said "...
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- 910 reads
Nutall
A nutall from down in the brambles Came back from an afternoon ramble Said "The ponds are all clotting The trees are all rotting This forest's an...
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- 920 reads
Monkey
There was a young monkey from Leicester Got kicked on the nose by a jester Cried out with a shout "That wee chap hit my snout! That malicious mad...
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- 1029 reads
Kangaroo
There once was a young kangaroo Who got pebbles inside of his shoe He pulled a wry face As he pulled on the lace But the shoe just refused to undo!
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- 930 reads
Football
The season is here again, oh God
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- 768 reads
Jackal
There once was a jackal called Fred Whose mum liked to lie-in in bed Fred said with a cry "Mum let's you and I Go out shopping and eating instead!"
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- 882 reads
Iguana
Iguanas that come from Belfast Are renowned as incredibly fast They once raced a ferry From Antrim to Derry And left those poor sailors aghast!
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- 878 reads
Hyena
There was a hyena from Rhyll Left a shop without paying the bill The shop-girl gave chase But he laughed in her face And then legged it right over...
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- 953 reads
Gopher
A gopher was watching the telly And scratching the fur on his belly His wife threw him soap Said "Use this you dope As you're dirty and ugly and...
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- 907 reads
Flamingo
Flamingos from Leamington Spa Once went for a ride in a car Said one to another "I say my dear brother 'Tis the best lark we've had yet by far!"
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- 894 reads
Eel
There once was an eel in a river Whose cold made him sneeze, sniff and shiver So he had a hot toddy That warmed up his body From eyeballs right down...
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- 955 reads
Doggy
There once was a doggy called Rover Who liked to eat chicken with clover His friends thought him odd For they only ate cod So they left him and moved...
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- 919 reads
Corgi
A corgi from out near Dundee Chased a young cat up a tree The cat from up high Said "Safe now am I!" And danced a small can-can in glee.
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- 913 reads
Blowfish
There once was a blowfish called Clyde Who took a young squid for a ride They drove through the coral And though it's immoral Left litter and rubbish...
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- 954 reads
Aardvark
There was a young aardvark with blisters Whose nose got caught up with his sister's They tried to untangle But just got more mangled 'Til dad came...
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- 972 reads
The Iron Bridge
An interactive romance sponsored by 'Ta Chunks'
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- 651 reads
The Iron Bridge
An interactive romance sponsored by 'Ta Chunks'
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- 697 reads
The Iron Bridge
An interactive romance sponsored by 'Ta Chunks'
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- 658 reads
The Iron Bridge
An interactive romance sponsored by 'Ta Chunks'
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- 510 reads