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Kangaroo

There once was a young kangaroo Who got pebbles inside of his shoe He pulled a wry face As he pulled on the lace But the shoe just refused to undo!

Football

The season is here again, oh God

Jackal

There once was a jackal called Fred Whose mum liked to lie-in in bed Fred said with a cry "Mum let's you and I Go out shopping and eating instead!"

Iguana

Iguanas that come from Belfast Are renowned as incredibly fast They once raced a ferry From Antrim to Derry And left those poor sailors aghast!

Hyena

There was a hyena from Rhyll Left a shop without paying the bill The shop-girl gave chase But he laughed in her face And then legged it right over...

Gopher

A gopher was watching the telly And scratching the fur on his belly His wife threw him soap Said "Use this you dope As you're dirty and ugly and...

Flamingo

Flamingos from Leamington Spa Once went for a ride in a car Said one to another "I say my dear brother 'Tis the best lark we've had yet by far!"

Doggy

There once was a doggy called Rover Who liked to eat chicken with clover His friends thought him odd For they only ate cod So they left him and moved...

Eel

There once was an eel in a river Whose cold made him sneeze, sniff and shiver So he had a hot toddy That warmed up his body From eyeballs right down...

Corgi

A corgi from out near Dundee Chased a young cat up a tree The cat from up high Said "Safe now am I!" And danced a small can-can in glee.

Blowfish

There once was a blowfish called Clyde Who took a young squid for a ride They drove through the coral And though it's immoral Left litter and rubbish...

Aardvark

There was a young aardvark with blisters Whose nose got caught up with his sister's They tried to untangle But just got more mangled 'Til dad came...

Grab A Granny

Over 30's clubbing

The Iron Bridge

An interactive romance sponsored by 'Ta Chunks'

The Iron Bridge

An interactive romance sponsored by 'Ta Chunks'

The Iron Bridge

An interactive romance sponsored by 'Ta Chunks'

The Iron Bridge

An interactive romance sponsored by 'Ta Chunks'

B is for... Arse and Literature

This is a piece of art A literary gemstone sparkling In it's own beauty. I am an artist Weaving words into tapestries Of wonder. My metaphors are...

B: Rhombus Waits

Not new - just re-sorting

Drowning in the Tune

Drowning in the Tune The bright-coloured Dancer twists and gyrates, Polishing the sheen of the marble-cloud floor , A spiral of glee in a spring/...

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