Humour
Weather Report
Well, hello and good morning to viewer ye. This is mostly about thee and me. You may have noticed a new frock or three One so tight I can't have a...
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MONKEY'S NEW MOON - RELOJANDO CRONICOS

The next chapter in the Clocking Chronicles time-travel series. Detective Tempus travels to the Middle Ages.....
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Like A Filo Tuxedo
I could say that with this piece, and 'Jasper Hills' two months before, that I'm "exploring envy". But I won't. I'm just fantasizing about being rich, again.
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She's Not There (Dead Reckoning series - Part 31)

In which Josiah makes an unwelcome discovery and Samantha and Archibald set off to find the truth.
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Am I …, have I … ?

Lion-like pride or a rhino-thick hide, vain as a peacock or sneaky as a fox, sly as a snake or a flattering cat, prickly as a porcupine, stubborn as...
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Female Bully
My neighbor is a bully and I tried to kick her butt. I thought that I could win by kicking her in the nuts. When I kicked her, I remembered that...
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There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis (Dead Reckoning series - Part 30)

In which D.S. Stone muses about the identity of their mystery man in the reservoir, D.I. Wood pines for the Caribbean, Archibald longs for an unhealthy lunch and Josiah may come to regret his!
Wee Plastic Hats Off to Ole Kirk Christiansen!

A small box of Lego is just enough to give your kids a treat.
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Great Expectations
So I hear, you're going West? Well, it's time you left your mother's breast. And if you want to go, be my guest. There's no need to sneer, fart or...
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The Chilling of Louise

This is an older tale from 2011. I'm sure I had posted it on the site, but couldn't find it. It's had a slight tweak since. I'd been going through...
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