Humour
Turnips and a scapegoat - Chapter 1
Sebastian and Oliver found themselves where they always were at this time on a Friday evening, at the swankiest supermarket Dorking had to offer...
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Alfred N.Muggins Becomes An Honourary Frenchman After Watching The Opening Ceremony Of The Olympics! : Part 2
1/8/24 It all took him back to the times when he had been in Paris, and France generally. He listened now to Debussey and Ravel, with his nose...
I Am A CAR! Part Two.

After I took the huge step of coming out, I decided it was best to let my family, friends and work colleagues know, for it would be best coming from...
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I Am A CAR!

I am glad I am living in this day and age, where there are SO many genders. The exact amount, as it goes up monthly, I think it now stands at about...
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No Country for Cold Men

Made in the shade of our covered terrace late in the afternoon on one of those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer.
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Here Comes the Rain Again (Dead Reckoning series - Part 22)

In which Samantha makes progress, at last, and Josiah and Archibald find their feet...wet!
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A Martian Sends a Postcard Home 2024
(with apologies to Craig Raine) Smart-phones are electronic gadgets with many apps. Humans treasure them for their frivolousness. They cause...
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Benches & Hedges

If you turn off your mind, relax and float downstream you might just find there’s a lot more than botany to discover in a garden, especially in Leeds.
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The Tiger
You should realise the difference between how someone is addressed and what you call him. For example you might speak of someone as “Mr Brown” but...
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Probably Knot
When something is less likely, there lies spectacle. When there’s a wave of hype, I just lean skeptical. Then, when you look for certainty, that’s...
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