Miscellaneous
Betty Lewis Eyes

A teapot on a tray she brings. Digestive in each saucer. Horrific tales of war to tell But only if she’s forced to. She’s angelic, prim and ninety...
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Meth's Destruction
You say that you do Meth because it makes you feel good but that excuse is shoddy. Meth makes you feel good but it destroys several parts of the body...
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- 238 reads
A Dream Team

A sports-mad pair.
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The Long and the Short of It
When I was young, life seemed so long. Eating meat and making a pong. Wondering about the average length of a dong. Fairly certain of right and wrong...
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- 361 reads
You're Not A Christian
(This poem takes place in the year 1800) You call yourself a Christian who has been saved. But you're not a Christian because you have slaves...
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I Laughed At Noah
I laughed at Noah and his family as they built their ark. I made fun of them until they were ready to embark. But now the rain is really coming down...
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A Son and Wife's Betrayal
All my lousy son cared about was getting laid. I had to pick up the pieces after I was betrayed. I should've known something was wrong because of how...
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A Home Coming

There were days like this. Home in the image is not where my parents lived, and it may be really nice for all I know. image from Flicker.com taken by Elliot Brown Licence CC BY-SA 2.0
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An Inadvertent Indignity
There's nothing like a rasp, To make people gasp. Sends them running to the door, Wrestling with the hasp. Batting around their faces, As if fending...
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The Apprentice
Noo then lad, job's a goodun. You'll do well, even though yer brain is wooden. My time is past, and me guts is black pudden. So I'm off home now, to...
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- 300 reads