Humour

Always look on the bright side of Life...

Always look on, The bright side of Life. Even though you've, Had a fight with your Wife. She took a knife, And stuck it in your chest. And you're...

The Sun Has Got His Hat On...

The Sun has got his hat on, Hip hip hip hooray, The Sun has got his hat on, And is coming out to play. Now we'll all be happy, Hip hip hip hooray, We...

The Abominable Screenwriter

I found out why a lot of people started hating me. I was a screenwriter and I wrote Superman III. I never dreamed that I'd be bullied when I became a...

I Won't Be Your Daughter's Sex Slave

You hired me to be a cook at your restaurant. I'll cook but I won't do everything you want. When you said what you wanted, I said no. I'll cook the...
Cherry

Moonlight on the Hudson - A Craven Danger Mystery

“Where the blue of the night, meets the gold of the day, someone waits for me. . .” “Mr. Danger?” “Yeah, Betty?” “When you get done torturing the...
Gold cherry
Story of the week

The Son God

I’ve had my head in the clouds since early memory. I feel safe up there. As a result, people find it hard to get my attention. It’s not that I don’t...

Jaspernon The Prince : The Rise of the Cult of the Goddess: Ch.3 : Part 1 Patience Is Tested (Section 1)

The Prince apologises to the High Priestess for his behaviour and explains himself. The High Priestess, despite her principles, finds herself dreaming of him. Set 1,000 years before the events in 'Life and Times of a Priestess'.

The Yellow Shoehorn

What a little rascal got up to.
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the thank you note

To Auntie Marge, Thank you for having me last weekend. I got out of the hospital yesterday. It’s nice to be home in my own bed. I’m sorry for...

Chaos in Disney

Cathy, Sinead and Pip, Michaels sisters had been over to Disney to visit him in October for Halloween. Michael worked in Disney land Paris as a few...