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Dwayne Dishes on Craven Danger's Dander

When Betty Feltcher walked through the door of the Coffee Pot on the Corner, nine squeaky stools turned counter-clockwise. “Good morning, Miss...
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Tube (Part 2 of 2)

The next station raced into existence. Holborn. The old goat sleeping next to Graham snorted and woke herself up with a start. Graham looked at her...
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Tube (Part 1 of 2)

London had Graham on high alert. Everything usually mundane was laced with intimidation: cycle lanes, franchised chicken shops, footpaths under...
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Chadpocalypse - Epilogue

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Chadpocalypse - 3:13 Heaven and Hell

Well, here we are, the end of the story. I posted the first chapter of this way back in April of 2017, and two years later, it's finished. There's an...

I Killed Mister Ed

While I was driving a Monster Truck, I ran over Mister Ed. I accidentally ran over that talking horse and now he's dead. Mister Ed said "F*** you" to...

Friendly Separation

Thank you for crossing to the other side, we know you don’t want to shun us or hide, or show us our friendship you can’t abide, but the pavement’s...
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Grass

Grass I want to tell you about grass. Not the sort of grass where soldiers lay Cut down by bow and arrow, Or by bullet or bomb. Not the brown stuff...

A Video Call

Social distancing.
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Morning's Chuckle

Growing older can be a challenge. This morning after shaving I waited for the murky water to race down the drain. Gosh it was now over ten seconds...