Humour

I'm one of the owners of a trucking company that's called STD. Nobody will hire us, even when we offered to work for free. The STD stands for Simpson...

We have very little money so we're living in our truck. We are in need of shelter but sadly, we are out of luck. My wife's dad offered to give us...

Re-posted in response to this week's IP - now available on Soundcloud. Link in text - despite repeated efforts, the link won't work when pasted here. Image: Author's own

A quaint Victorian tale of family togetherness, and drunkardly behaviour. Special thanks must go out to my girlfriend, Annabelle Wells, who shared a post on Facebook, which provided the inspiration and source material for the Victorian slang terms in this piece. Thank you, sweetheart. I love you. Explanations of the various terms will be footnoted at the end of the piece .