Humour
Drinking Coffee In Portofino
A doggerel.
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Yanker and Me - A Dog's Tale
Just call me dog. It’s what I am. My man puts me on a leash, and I don’t like it. People call him James. I call him Yanker. Idiot with a leash. I’d...
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A Suspicious Demise
The sign on the wrought iron fence read: Tombstones for sale. All items must go. You buy it, you keep it. Don’t bring it back. “Howdy, friend,” the...
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Why My Superficial Wife Left Me
My wife finally saw my wiener, she had never seen it before. When she found out how small it is, she didn't want me anymore. We were happily married...
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Gym Shorts and Sneakers 1963
Sister Elizabeth marched the third-grade class down the stairs and into the gymnasium. “I’ll leave you boys in the hands of Mr. Greenfield,” said the...
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The Dollface Deez
Dollface Deez By Renee Scott The Dollface Deez ran Rocktown and Donna Dollface ran the Deez. No one ever decided to live in Rocktown. The good...
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Why I Beat Up The Waiter
A foreign waiter said 'Estupida Madre Folladora" when I couldn't afford to leave a tip. When I learned what that means in english, that sorry waiter...
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My Cousin's Choice
A Wizard gave my cousin two choices, become an ogre or praise the new Doctor Who. It took less than five seconds for him to choose what to do. He...
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West Wales
West Wales You can’t get much wester in Wales than Haverfordwest. We actually came here before, last year, when the toilets in Lidl’s were out of...
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Greedy Taxi Service
A taxi driver charged me fifty bucks for a short trip. And then the S.O.B. had the nerve to ask for a tip. When I said no, he started giving me lip...
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