Humour
Incendiary

There once was a man in a hurry, who bolted a …
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Barry the Monkfish
There once was a monkfish called Barry Who lived off the coast of Canvey Given the chance, He loved to dance But he couldn't because he was a...
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Frustrating Cow

I saw a man crying when he bought two shopping carts of groceries. The man had to pay about four hundred bucks, he sure wasn't pleased. I told him...
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My Brother Chopped Off His Hand

Some agree with what my brother did but others don't understand. Something bad happened and he decided to cut off his right hand. It all started when...
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Look Before You Leap - A Craven Danger Mystery

“I don’t know how you can stand on your own two feet after the way you were wolfing down those plates at the automat last night.” “Cut it out, Betty...
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The Pub
I wandered lonely as a tramp That floats on, high on heroin When through the darkened haze and damp I saw a most delightful inn Beside the pound shop...
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Sick of Shoplifters
I'm getting sick of the people who come to my store to shop. They come here and try to steal and I have to call the cops. I have to have people...
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Free verse poem
Free verse poetry is bollocks, It has no rhyme scheme or metre, It may as well be a dialogue. It's written by people who Are too lazy to make Words...
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Street Kid 1964

I was in a choke-hold, getting my face pulverized, when I saw my dad turn the corner and look. I was secretly relieved. Dad to the rescue. He’d break...
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