Humour
Female Bully
My neighbor is a bully and I tried to kick her butt. I thought that I could win by kicking her in the nuts. When I kicked her, I remembered that...
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There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis (Dead Reckoning series - Part 30)

In which D.S. Stone muses about the identity of their mystery man in the reservoir, D.I. Wood pines for the Caribbean, Archibald longs for an unhealthy lunch and Josiah may come to regret his!
Wee Plastic Hats Off to Ole Kirk Christiansen!

A small box of Lego is just enough to give your kids a treat.
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Great Expectations
So I hear, you're going West? Well, it's time you left your mother's breast. And if you want to go, be my guest. There's no need to sneer, fart or...
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The Chilling of Louise

This is an older tale from 2011. I'm sure I had posted it on the site, but couldn't find it. It's had a slight tweak since. I'd been going through...
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Walking on Sunshine (Dead Reckoning series - Part 29)

In which the Detectives and Josiah are feeling the after-effects of their watery ordeal and D.I. Wood dreams of sun, sand and...Sergeants?
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A Year With the Brighouse Stars Walking Club - Farewell Our Lionel
Warning. Readers of the previous adventures of the Brighouse Stars Walking Club may find that the following episode induces feelings of overwhelming...
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Scientific accuracy and discrepancies
Can someone tell us what the correct use is of the terms figures, numbers, amount of, count and how many? These terms have different meanings. The...
Chasing Rainbows by Alfred N.Muggins
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19/3/24 (25/3/24) Alfred Muggins saw a rainbow in the sky after a brief shower, after walking the dog in perfect sunlight for a while in a nearby...
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Tears on My Pillow (Dead Reckoning series - Part 28)

Josiah and Archibald are hospitalised and the Detectives survey the aftermath.
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