Certificate 15
Ages 15 and up
Ulf and Sven and the case of the missing trousers
Sven: ( offstage ) "Ulf. Ulf." (enter Sven ) Sven: "Have you seen my trousers Ulf?" Ulf: "No Sven. I have seen no trousers." Sven: "Are you sure?...
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Sacred Shirts (2)
We come to where the smoke’s rising – and ain’t this just as cute as you like. This guy’s got a tepee here, all set, fire going, chairs out, dock...
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Sacred Shirts (1)
I had this delivery job one time. I’d go into the depot in the morning, load up the truck, get out, get back, load up again. 3 loads a day. Just...
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Nightclubs #2
Before I became a hippy and started going to the Pea House (see previous story), the bikers and I developed the inexplicable habit of travelling five...
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Crazy Diamonds - Engraved Stranger (revised 1st chapter)
My name is Nick Moore, which is also an instruction to steal things. Somehow, I’ve been accepted into Cambridge University. I’m single and my college...
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Anyway
Anyway most comedians and dictators are short, that is because they are trying to always take the piss out of tall guys, some comedians and dictators...
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Flashing ambers
They flash for a reason Those amber lights If no one’s coming You’re free to go Just a quick look And you’re off Getting closer to that place Looking...
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Golden Memories: Nightclubs
Ah, Golden Mammaries (oops - where's that proof reader?). These would have to include a few nightclubs, the first of which we used to call the Pea...
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The Unexpected
This is a story about a man called Jim. In unenlightened times he would have been called dim. He did surprising things on a whim, While his mum...
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The Three Halves of Martyn Manning-Chapter Thirteen: Induction - Part Three
They held a leaving party for Caroline. Martyn thoughtlessly booked a room at The Feathers but the kids said they wanted it at McDonald’s so he had...
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