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Cradle Snatch

True love conquers the age gap

Houses, Houses, Everywhere, but not a Shed to Rent

Henstoat, Manley, Barnes and Hammett find they have nowhere to live, and so plot

Preface &; Post-Preface

Henstoat introduces himself to the casual reader of the wondrous 'Manley &; I'

Under The Lovely Weather

An empty Heinz can called Flamin' Jim Morrison comforts the lone survivor of a blitzed city

Twice, Thrice on a Mayrobin's Song

Thesps Ferdinand and Militia argue over whether the part of Cutsome Rug is male or female.

Western Destitution

Generous predator, particular amongst pessimistic utilitarian evolution, a gradual vision with artificial purpose, endlessly driven to destitution...

Save Me

this fried pig turns my stomach, glazed eyes &; crisp nose with golden snot, 'tasty', salt-sweat &; grease give me wisdom in saloons, a lover...

A Death in the City

Salutations from the shadows color me green &; give me meadows in the earth, silent &; sightless, Explode me free from these industrial...

Love

Fracture my soul with a spear thrust, take the one called 'Love' ... the sharpest &; the most deadly, always desperate in its quivering length,...

Future or past

FUTURE OR PAST it`s been quite sometime since i last saw YOU for all i know you may have someone new every day my thoughts are only of YOU. my head...

B April 28th 2002

Couch Potatoe Salad

Only The Understudy

A play about a missing leading lady, a musical version of Brief Encounter, and the world of amdram.

Eddy

Read it for a laugh!

Return of the Goat (Godfrey the Goat II)

If you liked GTG1, Youll love this! If not, dont bother reading it!

In the beginning....

Personal experience with Spirit

Anoushka.

A sexually anorexic, serial killing, sex doll&;#063;...Have I completley lost it.

Scratch

Scratch "Skin up, Moose," whispered Charlie, his throat hoarse from a long session, "I could do with another smoke. It's good gear ain't it? Its not...

I am not a poet

When I write a poem, the fact of it is its own irony.

Men are like a pack of cards

Men are like a pack of cards You need a 'heart' to love them A 'Diamond' to marry them A 'club' to batter them And then obviously a 'spade' to bury...

Men are like a pack of cards

Men are like a pack of cards You nedd a 'heart' to love them A 'Diamond' to marry them A 'club' to batter them And then obviously a 'spade' to bury...

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