Cherrypicked stories
Saved by the Soil
Scavenging through the mush and coming up live, Before the water shed, with a pornographic Magazine covered in marshmallow and pork jelly.
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- 1172 reads
#11 - The Curious Incident of Bill Nighy and the England Football Team in the, er, Night-Time
In the week of David Beckham’s recall to the England squad, Bill Nighy – yes, that Bill Nighy – has felt compelled go public to express his consistent and undiminished support for his fellow nat
Day 29 - Yawn
She stretches out on the bed, gown untied!
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- 1156 reads
DESIRE
Part of a series inspired by names of (very) small towns in the United States
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- 2294 reads
Cufflink
Julian sucks a Chicken McNugget and shrugs
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- 836 reads
Valentine's Pome
This year, in order to save on Valentine’s Day guilt, Why not put some effort into your indifference? Show her you really don’t care With a KFC bucket and warm can of Tizer.
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- 1477 reads
The Cartographer's Revenge
Cartographers are evil...
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- 3257 reads
The Witch Doctor Consults his Divorce Lawyer
The Witch Doctor Consults his Divorce Lawyer Who can say which comes first – the cane toads with their bassoons or the rainstorm? The red-faced
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- 1277 reads
The Actual Queen
You imagine an alternative life for her where she is a waitress in a checker-board pie shop, jellied eels piled up like alien spines.
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- 1361 reads
Flint
The conversation we had about patterns in leaves, in cabbages, Romanesque, the golden ratio between our finger joints
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- 1664 reads
On grinding at sixteen
Pippa and me, her three years younger and still more accustomed to vodka, wandering a field full of tents, glow sticks and bands you'd sort-of heard of and didn't feel like sweating for.
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- 870 reads
I can still smell the Eucalyptus (story poem)
story poem for Tanya
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- 4528 reads
What is it Exactly?
What is it exactly that you plan to do with all the moments you saved; the stolen seconds that amassed to hours the sprinted escalator at Waterloo,
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- 958 reads
Magpie
Magpie I watched you, Brother, hurl that half brick into the birchlings, followed the wails and found like you that splayed schematic of a magpie, ant-swarmed.
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- 1172 reads
May Day Bank Holiday
200 words.
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- 2187 reads
Crap Masseuse
does what is says on the tin
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- 1553 reads
When You Walk
speed poem word was legs
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- 836 reads
Funeral Poem
My last will and testament ... with added nob gags
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- 1648 reads