Cherrypicked stories
Richard
I was still just a girl The closeness made me sick As you pounded up above me You selfish, worthless prick You told me I was special I believed your...
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- 591 reads
On the way to the parachute jump
Another speed story. This one kind of inspired by Ronnie Corbett.
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- 1490 reads
Dead Ringer
An offer from a Sheikh seems too good to be true.
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- 1346 reads
I'm Not Gay.
The immense pressure facing a straight bloke as he innocently shops for moisturiser. Please note ? No homosexuals were harmed during the writing of this poem.
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- 921 reads
Hurrah For the Good Life.
A day in the living of two homeless friends.
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- 947 reads
New Year
The last of the stories featuring the penguin.
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- 1748 reads
Mirrorball
Who's the fairest of them all?
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- 522 reads
V - Rich, Successful, Relentless
Advice for life
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- 620 reads
THE LIGHTNING TREE
An old man, a boy and a dog.
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- 607 reads
Being
My fluffy clock - I can touch it, throw it, break it, It exists, and breakable It is there I can see it. Desks are hard, and can be Sat upon or...
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- 494 reads
I'm Just A Creampuff
If you see this lady at the grocery store, don't call the cops, it's Ms. Lemon. She's wierd, she's scatterbrained and she is trying to make a decision! She's a creampuff, alright but what is inside her head is anybody's guess!
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- 763 reads
Shift of Perspective
a man that has lost his way derives meaning and insight from different points of view
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- 255 reads
Drink "Up" Now!
The answer to all your problems and a paeon to advertisements!
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- 747 reads
The Fairway Breaks Slightly Left to Right
The Three Iron of the Apocalypse
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- 461 reads
Satchel
A quiet little story, inspired by Vicky's memory of a genuine headline in a Devon newspaper.
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- 1512 reads