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The Breathing World

I am not the rock'n'roll messiah; I am more like mediocre childcare. I am not lightning; I am more like acid rain. I am not Jesse James; I am more...

The Slug Queen

A kinky little piece of literotica.

010905

"Ain't no half steppin, ain't no... no slippin." - Jay-Z I keep wanting to pull back, play it safe, etc. But I have to be firm and bold. It's not my...

The Tap End

Familiarity breeds more than contempt

ZIPPY STRIPTEASE

Light-hearted poem.

RAUNCHY?

"Do you like my rubber dress?" "No, it's not really my thing." "Do you like my black stockings?" "I don't find them that thrilling." "Do you like my...

Never Seen Snow

'I've never seen snow', he says, his eyes like weak tea shining back to deflect all reason. Grass verge after grass verge pass by and still I haven't...

X SURVEY

Light-hearted poem, written around 2002.

KNICKERS

Written around 2002

Seeing Without Sight

Monologue

TAKE A CHANCE ON ME

(My light-hearted 'lyrical version' to Abba's song.)

Copped Diem

A play on the famous lating saying: carpe diem: "seize the day."

A Delegate for the Different

A response to a reader's question.

010805

I'm on track?

I FANCY THE PANTS OFF YOU

Light-hearted poem.

Millie's Future Incident

the clues int he title....

My Question Mark

We look in the mirror and what do we see? What we think we see, or what we want us to say?

THE SCARECROW

POEM ABIUT FARMING WHEN SCARECROWS WERE TO BE SEEN IN THE FIELDS

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