Hooray for the Circus
By Ewan
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Oop-la and Alley Oop!
Billy Smart has returned to our screens,
the ringmaster dressed as John Bull-
shit from distressed lions
and homesick elephants
litters the floor of the house.
Roll up, roll up!
See Theresa on the tightrope!
“She has the legs for a leotard,”
says the circus correspondent
of the Daily Post-
factual newspaper.
Chipperfield’s will come to town,
the cages are empty - there are only
clowns and acrobats but
the people want animals
that they fear in cages,
while safe under the big top.
So Billy Smart’s will get the vote,
Chipperfield's is finished.
There’ll be no Barnum and Bailey
coalition, just a confederacy of clowns
and animal acts cheered on
by the baying mob.
We’ll have our circus,
but there may not be any bread.
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So accurate. Loving the
So accurate. Loving the hyphenation.
Parson Thru
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A great description of
A great description of current events - love the DM reference. Was the media always as bad as this? Great piece.
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This tumbling, topical, big
This tumbling, topical, big top piece is our facebook and twitter pick of the day! Do share if you like it too.
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Nailed it, Ewan. And, as you
Nailed it, Ewan. And, as you say, Bozo himself back in the ring today. Someone keep him away from plugs and sharp objects, for all our sakes.
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Yes apt lyrics and after the
Yes apt lyrics. Bread, who needs it? Our politicians was fed popcorn and slush puppie from when they was pups and they're alright eh.
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