Water Damage

Chased a kid into the road

choose your school by postal code
kids are mad I’m still not home

klinefelter chromosome

saw Dad swinging from a rope

morning brings an endoscope
name your price at petrol pumps
saw my dad in swimming trunks

two I’ve lost now to the social

saw them both leave in slow motion
sir has fucked a year 11

closet hides acute depression
no abortions in the south

she’s a slag by word of mouth
dad’s not talking any more

still fighting in some foreign war
may have said something that’s racist
men online are so persuasive

norse uprooting Yggdrasil
can’t afford the leccy bill

took the baby from its crib
Oscars whoring women’s lib

cyclists are off their heads
what happened to the watershed?
Dad has pushed Mum down the stairs

private school foreign affairs

striker gone to local rivals
elective, did not want vaginal

had to shoot the dog last night

found love via satellite
aching in my eyes is back

teenage fake panic attack
found a lump in my left bollock

give me something alcoholic
sister’s had her tits cut off

lacerated whooping cough
my kid has no friends at all

it’s pushing through my stomach wall
paedos wait round every corner

Ireland’s set for hardest border
RUC provide the gun

set them all free one by one
car’s broke down so I can’t earn

I’m at the point of no return

can’t survive one more stillborn
scatophilic German porn

cliffs of Dover in the sea
Africanized honey bee

baby never fucking sleeps

nappies thrown on rubbish heaps
tried to cover up the marks
whilst Russia poisons all our parks
Carra’s spat at some bloke’s daughter
sodium fluoride in the water
two years and no babies yet
pissing on me makes me wet
Tv’s shit let’s rob a bank
wife walked in on danger wank
second baby gone to SIDS
school has said she’s smacked some kid
cannot spell or read my name
failed to get it up again
benefit’s a mortal sin
forgot to take my Ritalin
deify celebrity
she sucks cocks for fifty p
gun crime in the USA
water bill is due today
Mum and Dad are on the line
demanding that you give them time
five year olds are sitting tests
pithy comeback in septet
trees in Sheffield cut to shreds
Brexit’s lost the NHS
Britain’s double dip recession
please don’t ask another question
haven’t got enough for rent
Russians choose the president
music’s shit since (insert date)
kids are lying to my face
other mothers think I’m shit
prolapse in my lady bits
two weeks late but who’s the dad?
not sure where to go with that
teachers teaching extra lessons
kid’s depressing gay confession
Dad’s fucked me since I was two
you won’t see me if I see you
gums are bleeding in the sink
the DUP fuck everything
people judge me on my skin
whiskey bottle’s gone again
poverty of aspiration
double up on medication
wife is fucking someone else
shouted till she pissed herself
Siri doesn’t get my accent
study hard and pay your taxes
North Korea’s launching rockets
mum is crying in the closet

not my fault in this blame culture

Gaviscon won’t fix this ulcer
priests are fucking boys in church
more cuts in cancer research  

Boris Johnson, Donald Trump
a five year old who thinks he’s dumb
Suez Canal, Arab Spring
kids can’t spell a fucking thing
global warming, market crash
mildly racist white backlash

plastic choking, dolphins die
husband forced me, second time
foodbank culture,  arms stockpiles

just bring back McCarthy trials

made it two steps from the toilet
why is hygiene so important?
repeal the laws on all gay marriage
we’re all caved in from water damage.