Humour

Cherry

It Could Have Been Me

After Pam Ayres's "I Wish I'd Looked After My Teeth". It is a parody I wrote in 2008 that I hope reflects the jocularity and fun of the original piece - Image from Pixabay
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Cherry

I Heard It Though The Grapevine (Dead Reckoning series - Part 8)

In which both Samantha and Josiah exchange news that neither wants to hear, and Archibald keeps the score!
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How often

Twice nightly Keira Knightley Every third day Dominic Hey Every three weeks Josephine Peaks Every leap year Richard Gere
Cherry

Ha! Ha! Said The Clown (Dead Reckoning series - Part 7)

In which Archibald is miffed and Josiah is given something to think about!
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MANIFESTO

If I were King My Election Vows If I were King of the Earth there would be jobs for everyone everybody would have clean water and free electricity -...
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The Ptarmigan

The Ptarmigan A true story by Robert Haslam I walked into the RSPB office in Inverness and asked if it would be possible to talk to an expert on...
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Doodles

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Cherry

There's a Ghost in My House (Dead Reckoning series - Part 6)

In which Josiah renews an old friendship and Archibald develops his spiritual side in the garden.
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False Friendship

Eee by gum, Here he do cum. Bull's balls and cow's bum. Face hideous and brain numb. Drooping moobs and bulbous tum. No dad and an ogress mum. So let...

Quirky Letter Tweaks (1)

[I had some fun with these awhile ago when wakeful at night, so I don't know whether they are fun to others or just a bit stupid!] Come on camel! – … you’ll become …
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