Humour
Newsworthy
I heard about you on the news. I saw you. Flicker-flacker images of glamour and perfection; parades of it, two on two. The perfect celebrity couple...
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Did the Earth Move?
UkAuthors.com on which I posted in excess of 800 pieces since 2003 is closing. We have been asked to save our work. Here is a very early example. Worth saving?
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Smoking Does Stunt a Person's Growth
When people say that smoking stunts a person's growth, it's true. I've smoked for thirty-seven years and I only stand four-feet-two. People like to...
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The Consequences of Liking Coy and Vance
People ganged up on me and I didn't stand a chance. It was because when I watched The Dukes of Hazzard, I liked Coy and Vance. I said that Coy and...
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Ode To A Pink Lady
Pink Lady! Ye blush as I pass, On outside...skin appearing tough; But inside sweetness is confirmation Love has no wish for any other, Sharing this...
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Here Comes The Sun
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Here Comes The Sun But where are the people? No one’s around! In the garden? Up the stairs? Even the cat’s gone out. Our Labrador is in the shade,...
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Don't Take The Tablets!
My grandson, Flynn, was concerned that his two dogs, Packham and India, hadn't properly understood about the virus either in 'A Panda Called Mick' or 'The Walrus and the Aunteater' so he asked if this time I could make sure that they did. I must admit, I couldn't see much opportunity for humour in that context, but it turns out I was wrong ;-)
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A Confrontation With Elaine Benes
When my girlfriend and I went to a restaurant, Elaine Benes started harassing her. When she saw my girlfriend's mink coat, she asked if it was real...
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My Own Version Of The Crying Game
Something bad happened when I was in high school. It has traumatized me for yers because it wasn't cool. One day when I went to class, I grabbed my...
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Many questions about life and trouble at work
Bronwyn battled and rattled about the house searching for the answers to life’s questions. She’d given up on searching for the really big ones. Well...
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