Humour
That Damn Duck Hunt Dog
Some call him a bastard and others call him a cunt. But everybody hates that dog that's on Duck Hunt. When you shoot at ducks but miss, that damn dog...
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A Reactionary Puss
An uncooperative pet.
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Classifieds
Second-hand Column For Sale: Vintage. One owner. Sports Model. Year of Manufacture; 1975. High mileage open road. Regular services. Paintwork damage...
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The Walrus and the Aunteater
My grandson wanted a sequel to 'A Panda Called Mick ', so this is it. Being of an orderly mind, he wanted Packham to understand what was really going on this time, which is something of a tall order for a Chocolate Labrador but we've given it our best shot ;-)
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Better Luck Next Time
Lay aside the yellow t-shirt (with a smiley face), Bermuda shorts and Ray-Bans. Pack away the open toe sandals (without socks). Put the sunscreen...
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Patience and Fortitude with Father Mulrooney - A Craven Danger Mystery
May 20, 1948 “This is a funny place to hear my confession, Father. I feel a little exposed.” “This is the perfect place, Craven. The crack of dawn...
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Who Knew...........
Recently I had a Special Day. I made it clear to some, that what I was going to do was to go out and find some Dettol. For me it was liquid gold! I...
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Lousy Gift Giver
I'm angry because of a gift that I received on my birthday. My friend bought me "Batman and Robin" on Blu-ray. Arnold Schwarzenegger gave a terrible...
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A Panda Called Mick
From time to time I write stories for my grandson in which I imagine the conversations that might take place between his two Labradors, Packham and India. I thought they might be a bit perplexed by all that is going on at the moment, so I thought it would be interesting to hear what they make of it all...
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How We Manage III - Nature vs. the Machine
My heart beating louder than a big bass drum . That’s a line from the Stone’s song Bitch. I know how Mick feels. I’ve been going on daily hikes...
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