Humour
My Wife Became A Carjacker

My damn wife makes me so mad that I want to smack her. She turned to crime after she chose to become a carjacker. She became a carjacker because of...
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Elected!: Alfred Muggins Considers Entering American Politics!
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23/4/25 Modest Alfred Muggins saw the ‘success’ of Trump in America and began to think, “If Trump could do it so ‘well’, then maybe even he could get...
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Denied (Episode 22 - The Further Chronicles of a Young Lady (and her Maid))

In which Gwladys puts a stop to one thing, only for Aefelthrith to start something else!
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Science and Scientists
In my personal opinion chemistry is not really science at all it is still the same as alchemy. It seemed to me they can always correctly predict and...
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I'm so lazy
If you're lazy (like me), this short poem may be for you.
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Mrs Muggins Goes On a Mini Tour of Italy, While the Butcher and the Clown Meet in Alaska! by Alfred N.Muggins
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16/8/25 Alfred was listening to a great playlist on You Tube, as was his frequent method of hearing music at the moment. His ears pricked up, after...
Lofted (Episode 21 - The Further Chronicles of a Young Lady (and her Maid))

In which Gwladys blocks the way but Aefelthrith finds a way around.
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Roadkill

I wrote this about 8 years ago (the original version), as a bit of a joke for my father. It was based on the melody of Josh Turner's "Your Man."...
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Admissions Impossible

A few lines scribbled to occupy the time between going to bed last night and getting up this morning.
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The Greatest Nation On Earth! by Alfred N.Muggins
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14/4/25 The Greatest Nation on Earth! the Policeman of the world! Leader of the free world! but the truth is now far from the legend. Where the mafia...
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