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Moved - Left No Forwarding Address
My first credit card.
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- 409 reads
Swordfight
...an old-fashioned version of hate.
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- 523 reads
Foursome Woes
The four cringe as the Devil Arrives taking them back to tooth-fairy hell!
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- 604 reads
N... Cats Belong In Ovens
"Cats belong in ovens" My Granny used to say, And so she'd bake or boil one Every single day. Tom cats were her favourite She was partial too to...
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- 802 reads
A Foreign Tour
I want to go to Belgium to encounter noble men Who've slept with ugly women for a Belgian-Franc or ten, I want to visit lovely France and eat garlic...
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- 833 reads
Humbling Experience
I went to market yesterday and met a woman who Told me my arse was in the way and would I kindly shoo. I said "Good lady, my sweet arse is small and...
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- 784 reads
Rudd Lads Don't Move
If anybody was going to lose their head to Sally May, it was bound to be me; John the Blacksmith.
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- 777 reads
Food World
I have a wee suggestion For the future of the Earth To increase my digestion And reduce McDonalds worth I think what would be really great And what...
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- 705 reads
Waste Disposal
There's a man who comes into my house And hides behind the loo, He waits there while I have a dump And photographs my poo. I've told him I don't like...
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- 738 reads
The Man in the Cupboard
Childhood Paranoia
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- 619 reads
Deconstructing a raindrop
Nice and depressing poem about war
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- 463 reads
And now...
A poem about the difficulty of seclusion
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- 400 reads
Waiting for the second coming
Window clear Distorts all behind it Blur and smudge is all i see. Birth, marriage and death Are background shades Subjunctive moods While i wait For...
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- 347 reads
Ronin
Have you ever wondered what happens to a Samurai without a master&;#063;
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- 341 reads
Ronin
Have you ever wondered what happens to a Samurai without a master&;#063;
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- 363 reads
God hates the world
Benevolence seems not to work very well
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- 376 reads
For want of two seconds
Car crashes aren't as fun as you think
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- 312 reads
A Summer on junction 6
One of the many things i hate, but can't live without
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- 400 reads