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IQ
That face looks primate The brow 'suggestive of low IQ' Malevolence, and sneering Leather-elbowed emptiness Is of more use to the social organism Use...
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- 496 reads
Democracy II
With proddy work ethic mis'rabl'y bored Solve 'social problems' by fire and the sword Get sexy black uniforms by the mile And seaside villas in D'...
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- 433 reads
Catharsis
Catharsis I realised the whys When t'editor got shirty It's 'cos me poem rhymes Now I feel dirty Or perhaps t'is 'cos I swore He would not let me...
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- 861 reads
Lottery Win
Villa in Mallorca, Flat in Bristol Seventeenth Century Duellists Pistol Genuine Alaskan Bearskin Rug Dinner with Beckham, gave me a Hug Porker...
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- 548 reads
Fine Day Out
Day Out Listen wincing to the cackling hags Hunch your shoulders, breathe the fags Amble 'round the back street hiding Peruse the porn down the...
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- 525 reads
Killing Joke
Hate Poem Lydon said 'anger is an energy' Burton: 'hate more vital than love' In two minds I seek out enemies (you know who) Try to look Securitate,...
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- 503 reads
Cumulative Vexation
Angry The computer lost my essay On Hume I threw the bastard Across the room The clock is ticking It never ceases I'll smash the fucker Into pieces...
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- 555 reads
Under The Sphinx
The Sphinx Act I: The Remains of the Dead (Before the Rock Drill) Pottery Urn Zatopec, Mexico 650 Inscribed bone (your bones?) Fine, smooth black...
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- 584 reads
Queue For Layton Station
Layton Station Lead me by the forearm, The lone railway worker Blissful matrimony 'in the mix' With the rhythm of work Me, slightly (well, a lot)...
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- 518 reads
Four Times Twenty Lines
Eighty Lines Steeled to write A poem of eighty lines In reverence to The Wasteland, Cantos Or something Auden did So get set To squeeze words out...
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- 504 reads
Ver Essfeet
The Aesthete I There were two mates One posh and one proley One workaday one doley One lean and one rolly Invented a football league With teams like...
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- 577 reads
Sixth Sense
Democracy VI You have to have I think An oblique black and white photo Look 'arty' with eyes invisible Anything simple or childish 'Normal' or...
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- 642 reads
X to the Flat Horizontal
Ode to the Flat, horizontal line No tree to molest Visions, evocation, memories Attest to and infest The mind Ode to the one eighty degree expanse,...
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- 627 reads
Ode to the Northamptonshire Serb
Northamptonshire Serb At Kizzer Charles knelt and prayed Up Grand Union barges pronounce Their failure To gain slipstream to ruddy ducks Lawrence...
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- 594 reads
Yo to Dr Jack Kervorkian!
Doctor Death I can't decide to change my job I can't borrow ten bob I can't try to save my marriage I can't avoid the modern barrage I can't call my...
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- 595 reads
Zion in Darkness
Darkness In Zion Peppermint head said 'What do they all have in common? Let's call him Mickey not Michael And doctor the snap accordingly Roma (but...
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- 545 reads
Norman Stone
He said 'cogito ergo sum' Then 'Dulce Et Decorum Est' And also that 'A classical education is best' Beware then, if you lack Good genes, money, or...
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- 549 reads
Jan Svankmajer
When the Thatch took power Geoff composed a ditty After a French bloke About an essence or blob Who also wanted it Not for 'justice' or 'equality'...
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- 566 reads
White Male 18-55
White Male, 18-55 I was told to chase education almighty To range handsomely and conquer Blighty I was told that I had all this power But I need...
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- 586 reads