Cherrypicked stories
Achmed The Genie and The Three Collectors
Three gentlemen after refusing the offer of three wishes opt to take a genie round the town of Reading and share their hobbies and interests with him.
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- 2283 reads
Chapter 104: A Bullet Soaked Night
King Kong and Elvis Presley team up to fight crime.
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- 2 comments
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- 2005 reads
Goodbye Note! I.P.
Re-posting for the I.P. No offence meant ;) 18's only
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- 13 comments
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- 4799 reads
Matilda Fudge and Lord Fruity
A short gentleman who grows fruit and a tall woman who makes dresses fall in love with each other but neither of them knows it.
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- 1170 reads
On Nights Like This I.P.
An effort for the I.P. that is kind of a true story really...see what you think ;)
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- 9 comments
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- 3550 reads
Performance Poet
IPOW 4/12/09
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- 1067 reads
Winter Blues (Staining Paper)
And it was sunny today too.
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- 679 reads
So What's New?
Shades of Virginia Wolf!
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- 5 comments
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- 2784 reads
A Bumbling Fool
A genial member of the public such as you and I gets involved in glamourous international crime. This member explains to Marco Polo what went wrong.
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- 1384 reads
Mistletoe Brief
small poem
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- 13 comments
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- 5766 reads
Leave Your Camel at the Door
‘Please leave your camel at the door It’s just a sand coloured whore With a hump the size of the Sahara’.
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- 4 comments
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- 1450 reads
A Very Fine Solution V
hmmm... not really writing this as an entry for the phantom competition any more.
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- 1347 reads
The Goglins
The goggle-eyed, tongue-tied, shallow-fried Goglins...
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- 1334 reads
A Kendal Mint Cake Crisis
The best of Nick Drake, spinning like a coin. The northern sky, just out of reach.
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- 1374 reads
Town Moor
It's Newcastle's fairground, Town Moor that is.
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- 16 comments
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- 3796 reads
Is This Yours (Ten)
Jim led with his left forearm. Although he couldn’t see the rod he’d been beaten with he assumed the guy had it secreted somewhere.
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- 1431 reads
Tainted Face
A young girl finds herself a victim of abuse and is forced into a life of prostitution. (Since this story is based in India, the names and places might have weird pronunciations.)
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- 1093 reads
Playtime Twaddle
This one sits best along side its illustrations (think poor man's Spike Milligan) but I thought I'd post it anyway.
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- 1081 reads
Love Letter
Great excitement at Christie's in New York, as a newly discovered love letter by Frank Sinatra goes up for auction.
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- 8 comments
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- 3527 reads