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An Unfortunate Job

This is a farcical monologue, to be read out loud, of the plight of a pushy salesman. Enjoy (!)

Night and Sun

The Blake/Newton Debate revisited, contains Apocalyptic Imagery

Bell, Book and Candle

The Personal Identity Debate with Hammer Horror metaphors

E>pull that cracker

What do you call a very old rock band? Tha rolling Bones...

D.pull that cracker

Did you hear about the dog with 4 tails? It wagged it's self to death.

C.pull that cracker

Why do Cows have horns? Coz thier bells don't work.

Let's go to San Francisco...

Great town... terrible pitstop!

B.pull that cracker

What do you call a Cowboy with an STD? -------------------------------------------- Wild Bill ichycock..

Sigh

I woke alone again today I could not help but sigh I long for someone to hold me Someone who is mine

Frankly m'dear...

Scarlett woman

Don't Cut Any Ice

Walk the Talk, Honey

Oh Yoko!

Crazy gal!

Rainbow Magic

This is what happened to me last night

A>what do you call&;#063;

Pull that cracker NOW!!!!!

Attempted weddings

A failed attempt to arrange a marriage.Story set in Pakistan.

U) The Truman Show

THE TRUMAN SHOW This all has a very old familiar ring to it, a man trapped in a small seaside village, every aspect of his life observed and...

Liar

Nothing is guaranteed and promises are made to be broken.

Wilderness

I am alone- The corner is a comfort, Shadows on the wall- A theatre. I clutch myself, Hug who I am, Frozen in time, Empty, like the night. Cold...

Crush

It's just a little crush...

C April 30th 2002

Sex and Sausages

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