Humour
The First Ambassador to Crustacea - 1

1. Ambition Nana’s Hog was a ship that looked like it belonged squalling in a mud pit rather than careening through space on low-level transport jobs...
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Etiquette

I am told it's a tradition.
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A Pigeon’s Delight IP

“You ever crap on a guy happens by here all the time that wears a seersucker suit and straw hat?” said Renaldo. “Can’t say as I have,” said Frederick...
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Wifey / Vixen
If I can't be Wifey I'll be Vixen Best glory hole you've stuck your dicks in Seduce your man, that's where I get my kicks in Tearful temptress...
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Gold Brick

My cousin visited me last year and he is a loafer. He took my only bedroom and I slept on the sofa. He said he'd look for a job if his car didn't...
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Tearoom Times
In shops and cafes, I've noticed a conversational pre-occupation with healthcare issues. Where once chatter about holidays, work, pets and children...
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Supervillain Scheme No. 122 (Part 2)

...the story continued. It was the day of the supervillains’ descent onto Planet Earth, and superheroes had their hands full, just as planned. The...
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Supervillain Scheme No. 122 (Part 1)

The Planet Earth had just narrowly escaped certain destruction for the 121st time. This time, near-devastation was at the hands of a supervillain...
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At Least They’re Not Puritans! (or Wielders of the Spanish Inquisition!) By Mr Alfred N.Muggins
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(who is definitely not being paid by any newspapers or media organisations (or political parties) as he writes this, and who therefore has no axes to...



