Humour
My homework
I was given a list of words I had to use in a story as homework…. Here it is enjoy. It must be coming to that time of year again seeing as you’ve...
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The Power Of A Zagnut
I'm sitting in a cell because I kicked a man's sorry butt. I beat the crap out of him because he stole my Zagnut. When I inserted a dollar and pushed...
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The Wedding Speech
The Wedding Speech By Paul McCann So I was walking out the door and the phone rang .It was one of those occasions when I was in two minds wondering...
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"Will ye no come back again...?"
This story was conceived the other day, when I drove through my old home town of Burton upon Trent and noticed that this had actually happened at a well-known funeral director's. I couldn't believe my eyes and I wondered what Archibald and Josiah might have to say about it...
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Porky's Revenge
When I ordered a suckling pig, it turned out to be Porky Pig's son. I learned that when Porky got mad, he was meaner than Atilla the Hun. Porky sat...
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My Star Wars Action Figures
When I built a time machine, I traveled back to 1977 and gave my younger self a hard smack. When I was a child, I bought the Star Wars action figures...
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Alien Opportunities Ch.3 : Alien Practices Part 2
Chris returns to the Alien Household hoping to confirm his friendship and position there, and finds himself talking to a daughter of his boss, who engages him in deep and pleasant conversation, in which he reveals much of his true self.
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Chadpocalypse 2:16 - Back in Black
If you want to catch up, here's a link to the collection: https://www.abctales.com/collection/chadpocalypse If you have any feedback, please, don't...
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A Dog's Dinner
Delusion of grandeur.
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My Hairy Ass
Because of my upbringing and education, I'm a man who has substance and class. But nobody will believe that if they learn that I have a hairy ass. I...
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